27 September 2014

Make up free...yeesh!

If there is a word of advice that I can offer all men out there whom are in a relationship with women, it is to see these women without make up.  You have to see them without it to see if you really like what's there.  The effect makeup has on masking the real looks of a woman is profound, it's better than coffee at waking you up the in the morning (the lack of makeup I mean).


Which begged me to examine the topic of makeup.  I do not sell makeup.  I have no idea how to use it.  As I figure is the same for most guys out there.  But the effects are striking.  Since celebrities are easy enough to find, for photos of with and without, I figured I would show you exactly what I mean:

It is also true of non-celebs:

Oh I know what some of y'all are thinking.  Well some men do it too.  Allow me to say that unless it's job related [model, tv personality], it's not going to be your ordinary guy on the street.  And metro-sexuals are not guys in my book.  Whereas your ordinary gal often does wear makeup.

So in conclusion, I present to you that it is vital to check out your girl without makeup... so that you don't find yourself screaming and running out of bed in a complete panic one morning.

Nuff said.

28 August 2014

When did women become men?

Well I've been away for the most part of this year dealing with personal things.
I make no apologies for it, since this is something that cannot be put off... any longer.

But I've had the opportunity to make some observations regarding the women around me, and I'd thought it would be a good opportunity to share.

Firstly, when did it happen that almost every woman I see these days has a tattoo.  This used to be an exclusive club, for bad-ass guys and sailors and the like.  Now every Tom, Dick and Harry, Jill, Kim and Samantha,  has one.  And I'm not talking women that you wouldn't want to be near to even after half a bottle of vodka: I'm talking about the good looking ones too.  Can't help but watch them mosie on by and as soon as I see that inked skin I think to myself:  YUK!  Really?  Really Really?

Then there is the posture when they are sitting.  Doesn't matter if it's on a bench in a park or in a class room.  They sit like one of the guys.  Legs spread, slouching, chewing gum with their mouth open.  Don't know why, but when I see this, their clothing tends to favour jeans or some kind of pants and/or shorts.  Though every now and then I've observed this with a skirt or two.   Can't help but think to myself how unattractive this is.

Language is used for communication.  Why do so many woman swear so much?  Again, swearing just doesn't sound right coming out of a woman that's 5'5" tall, 110lbs tattooed and an attitude that would make a sailor blush.  What once was a virtue with women in being soft spoken, is now gone with the wind.  And again, quite unattractive.

Finally their general demeanor is foul, vulgar, crude and completely without refinement, decorum and any real insightful intelligence.  Relying completely one their looks and not investing in other attributes is making women come across as completely unattractive. They also seem to be hyper competitive in just about every subject you can think of, which also happens to include sport f*(king.  So what if she's good looking, if as soon as she open her mouth, you want to vacate the building?

I weep for Western Civilization.

03 April 2014

Fudge you!

There are times in social interaction when the need, urge to swear can be overwhelming.
However, there may be little children around, or you may be in polite company, so it's not exactly appropos.

My word, when that urge strikes, is fudge.

It substitutes easily enough, and allows the user to vent without any criticism.

Don't get me fucking wrong.  There is nothing as fucking satisfying as dropping a ripe, royal fuck bomb.

But in a pinch, it'll do. 

P.S.  Suggestions for a "shit" substitute welcomed.

02 April 2014

Serious case of WTF!

So I was at Sears today.  Lovely spring day outside.  Sun out, nice and warm... and I see this dude, in his 50's in a black kilt.  No socks though... and then I notice a run in the back of his sheer stockings.  HE had a run in them!

Is this a new trend?  Women's pantyhose and kilts?  Some new form of metrosexualism?

Enjoy the decline I guess... sheesh!

26 January 2014

The Red pill.

What is the Red pill?
I've been pondering that lately.  The origin is from a movie:

Curious, does art reflect reality or does reality become art...I wonder?

But it's really a metaphor.  A construct that requires foundation, a background if you will, otherwise it will not make sense.  Personally, i'm finding i  don't enjoy analysis of much lately (be it photo's, body language, images).
i find things i wish i had not.  in this case i must (other than the vid above, no images).
that's just me.

"This is your last chance, after this... there is no turning back:"

Blue pill:

"You take the blue pill, the story ends, you wake up in your bed and believe whatever you want to believe."

Powerful ain't it.  Believe what you want to believe.  Continue, to consume, en mass, everything that has already been fed down your throat for the last 30+ years.

Dr Goebbels will educate you now:  "Later, Joseph Goebbels put forth a slightly different theory which has come to be more commonly associated with the expression "big lie." Goebbels wrote the following paragraph in an article dated 12 January 1941, 16 years after Hitler's first use of the phrase. The article, titled Aus Churchills L├╝genfabrik (English: "From Churchill's Lie Factory") was published in Die Zeit ohne Beispiel.
The essential English leadership secret does not depend on particular intelligence. Rather, it depends on a remarkably stupid thick-headedness. The English follow the principle that when one lies, one should lie big, and stick to it. They keep up their lies, even at the risk of looking ridiculous.[2]"

You, I, we, are not dependent on intelligence.  You, I, we, are stupid and thick headed.  You, I, we, follow protocols, rules, laws and verdicts which we are not a part of.
This is the message that is transmitted every day... via TV, newspapers etc.
Maybe that's why they (Every red link means a dead newspaper) are going out of business.  We're catching on.  No more cable tv, no more tv, no more newspapers with opinions the public doesn't want, no more of all that crap.

Red pill:

If you'd rather put it to music, hey I'm game:

reality is a bitter pill.  this is not about love or emotions.  you just know something is wrong with everything.  you start to fight bad programming... you give up on the system that just isn't right with things... the world, good Lord, i gagged on this for 3 years.  you get on a metro, somewhere, you expect to get to your destination... then... oh man, then.

"You take the red pill, you stay in wonderland, and i show you how deep the rabbit hole goes".

"It is the world that has been pulled over your eyes to blind you, from the truth."
"What truth?"***

"That you are a slave.  Like everyone else, you were born, into bondage.  Born into a prison that you cannot smell or taste or touch.  A prison for your mind."

At the end of the day, what choice do you make?
I'm not some communist, left wing whatever.  don't even wanna call myself conservative.
i just realize that everyone is lying.
like i said, bitter pill to swallow

*** That is for everyone to discover.... For themselves.

15 January 2014



The sun rise.  The sun set.  The sun... to somone whom has no idea of what you're trying to tell them about.
Describe the Moon... Full moon, new moon.
Describe spring... the sounds... the smells, colours.
Describe fall (autumn), wet leaves, smells, colours. 

Describe winter... snow... frost, chill in your bones, the smells... the utter silence at first serious snowfall, crunch of snow at your feet.
Describe summer, too hot to sleep... and the deep quench of  a nice cold swim in a lake... (even if it's a skinny dip).
Describe rain... a thunderstorm, hail, a tornado.

Describe these things, to someone who has no idea of what you are trying to project.  But don't limit to yourself to language, feel free to think outside the box.

An interesting challenge....

31 December 2013

Happy New Years: 2014

2013 For me was a wash out.
Total disaster on many fronts.
So allow me to wish you and yours a stellar and good 2014, cause I wish that for me and mine.

25 December 2013

Merry Christmas y'all

Just want to wish you and yours, a Merry Christmas.
Whatever you celebrate at this time of year, may it be in the company of Friends and Family and Loved ones.

P.S. for a laugh, check this out (H/T Scarecrow).

15 December 2013


I make avatars, from google images.
I'm not a graphic artist or anything.  I dabble.
But tonight, I typed in:  "sexy woman face".

Here is what happened:
Looked at this image for a while... like a really long while.  Wondered what I found appealing about it.  The eyes... it's the eyes.

Then in the same page, I came across this:

At first, I was like WTF?  But then after a little reflection, I came to realize what the photographer was showing.  The wedding dress, the hand raised in affection... the smile... the sparkle in the eyes...
Spent a longer while on this image than I did the former.   The later, has so many stories to explore, the former is just nice to look at.

Conclusion:  well just that we're conditioned.  one image comes into us easy because it's pleasing to our programming.  The other, well... guess you need to look past your programing to see the beauty of it... if you're able to find any beauty at all.

Just in cases, you want to call me out, and call me a liar:

One thing I know... I feel alright.

12 December 2013

Ladies night

What is the bullshit with women and "Sex in the city"?
It's a fucking TV show (and 2 movies).
It's not reality.  Wake the fuck up.
Now I'm not saying guys are any better these days at determining what is fiction and what is reality... as is evidenced with this movie.  Which resulted in this fatality and injuries.  Hence the scene was cut.

Seriously people... seriously?

08 December 2013

So very Canadian: Best Man speech.

Right, so one day, you may be asked to be the Best Man at your good friends wedding.
Yes, I know, some folk still gamble... that's life.
So in order to prepare, you do what comes naturally and logically...: you Google it, or YouTube it.

Here is the problem with doing that.  About 80% of the stuff you find is just useless.
Especially on YT, you'll see "Best man speech - funniest ever, must watch".
You sit there watching anywhere from a minute and a half to 8 or so minutes, and it ain't the best, it sure isn't funny, and it just plain sucks.

However, you do from time to time strike pay dirt.
And I'm going to share one with you now.
It's very Canadian...which means it's not offensive, or insulting, just diplomatic.
But it is very very funny.

This is the Best Man speech at the wedding of Eric and Karla Logan:

I trust you enjoyed that as much as I did, the groom sure did.

25 November 2013

Even the mighty can fall... if you're not careful.

As the title post says, even the mighty can fall.
What is quintessentially the most alpha of alphas... goes beta in a second flat.
Take care boys... don't lose your wits about you.

20 November 2013

Tragically Modern Women: Girls are assholes video edition

Well at least North American.

Can't really provide any commentary, cause it kinda speaks for itself.
I will admit, I did a face-palm with the first one:

The second one made me laugh, reminded me of college, then I did another face-palm:


17 November 2013

Everybody loves Raymond... NOT!

Remember that show... I know I do.  Used to watch it back in the day I had cable.
Kinda bugged me how the wife always was what is now termed as "empowered" or whatever.
And he was always made out to be this complete boob.

Well there's a form of revenge I guess, and it's to be found the the blooper/gag reels of the show.
I get more laughs out of that than I do the show.

Goes for any show really, you'll get more laughs out of bloopers than the show.

Another example:

And another:

Personally more fun the the show/movie.  More laughs to be had.
So do you own research, heck, post in the comments.

14 November 2013

The days a man has need for a woman is numbered. Women listen up.

This past week I have read some articles that got my mental juices flowing.
Specifically, what does this mean?
Well, one of the tenets of feminism is that a "woman needs a man, like a fish needs a bicycle".
That being said, my thoughts after reading these articles are showing a small, but growing trend.

A complete dis-interest in women by heterosexual males. Myself included, couldn't be bothered.

But in a country like Japan, it's really moving forward, and I suspect... will hit other Western civilizations soon enough.

11 November 2013

November 11th, Rememberence Day

Once read a bumper sticker that summed things up for me.  "If you won't stand behind our troops, stand in front of them".

On this November 11th, which is remembered on the 11th month, the 11th day, at the 11th hour, we must remember those that came and died before.  Some made history, most didn't, except in their own little corner of whatever said war.  Be it WW1, WW2, Korea etc.  They had family, they most likely didn't want to be there, but they were.  And for that I'm grateful.
This is my little bit to honour them, and remember them.

Signed a petition today, to have the Canadian Government help our veterans.
If you're Canadian, it is my hope that you too, will sign this petition.  Even if you're in the US or wherever, you can add your voice.

Lest we forget.

10 November 2013

You never really had her.

Sad, but true.

You never really had her.  Chances are, she had you, or your resources for a while... but while she had you, her going was good.... Bitter pill, I know.
Any woman that flakes, or disappears on you, you never had them.
Not one bit.

So, what are you going to do?  Bitch?
There are other paths open to you.
Read my blog roll.  Good council is just a click away. 

18 October 2013

Happy World Vasectomy Day!

Like the condom and celebacy, the only other option you fellas have for birth control is a vasectomy.
Something to consider.

Oh and today is World Vasectomy Day.

Some food for thought.

09 October 2013

Evil women do.

This kinda moved me.
98% Is spot on.

So here ya go:


06 October 2013

Sometimes it takes more than....

There have been times, that I have wondered, what on earth am I doing here?
The world doesn't want to hear to I have to say.
They suffer from "meine kleine welt"
Guilty of it myself, I admit.

But ask yourself this question:  “The only thing necessary for the triumph of evil is that good men should do nothing.”
Edmund Burke

So I do.

And then I saw this video, it's title is misleading... so is it's sponsor.
It's not till the end, that the full meaning hits you like a Mac truck.  Cause everything you built up watching it comes crashing down.  Epic.

Get busy livin', or get busy dying.


Something to watch and ponder:

02 October 2013

Oh Canada... gender neutral.

I almost, find it amazing really that two dried up old husks have the audacity and boredom to do this crap.  Leave a legacy... is that what you want... how about donating all your money to a charity, like the Red Cross?  Nope, can't do that, so what else can you do, how about you campaign for our soldiers?  Can't do that either I suppose, they are afterall mostly male, and we can't have that now can we?

29 September 2013

So that's why? Sunday humour edition.

Well fudge me gently... so that's why chicks are so masculine lately?

Hmmm.... who knew?

then again, you could go on two dates with this awful person, and then you'd be in trouble.... you and your crackberry.

20 September 2013

Putz... and he's askin' for it.

Nothing surprises me anymore, but this takes the cherry.

Is she the breadwinner?:  NEGATIVE
Is she raising her children?:  NEGATIVE
Does she cook or clean even 50% of the time?: NEGATIVE
Does she provide her hubby with unlimited sex and cater to his every desire?: NEGATIVE
Has she maintained her trim figure since marriage?: NEGATIVE
Do her children love her?: NEGATIVE  (just look at their faces, come on!)

24 August 2013

Ayrton Senna: A tribute to a legend.

Lord knows I hated Ayrton Senna.
I don't watch Formula 1 anymore.  It's become about the tech, not about the drivers.  Tiptronic transmissions... 300+kph...  where is the race?  That's why I stopped watching.  But from the mid 80's to the mid 90's, I can say, I was a fan.

23 August 2013

Modern dating: consent (humour edition)

Tragically funny...
but hey, it works for me.

Yeah, I actually think we've reached this level... sad ain't it?!?